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From the strange world of sports: The Lions just signed running back Rudi Johnson who had been let go by the Bengals. While brining in Johnson, they released veteran running back Tatum Bell in order to make room on the roster. This is the good part- Apparently, Bell walked off with Johnson's luggage, as security camera footage shows him leaving the Lions facility with Johnson's duffel bags. The luggage was returned, but not Johnson's money, ID, and credit cards.

Any fantasy football owners out there interested in Tatum Bell? More importantly, any real NFL teams interested?