Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Whole Foods = Liberal Brain Implosion

As regular readers know, the lonely libertarian enjoys spending sleepless hours trolling through the ultra liberal Democratic Underground. This post caught my attention, seeing as I've been shopping at Whole Foods lately: Do you shop at Whole Foods? Maybe You Shouldn't! From all the postings and links, several facts seem to come out- Whole Foods CEO John Mackey is a libertarian and is strongly anti-union. At the same time, Whole Foods seems to pay it's workers well, provide good benefits, and support the use of green technology.

Here was the best posting, from someone named Vadem:

OK! What do we do? Is Mackay a union buster or a green person, using wind power to power his stores? What is it to be? I will not support a union buster, but I will support a wind power advocate!

It's just like, ahhhhh! What am I supposed to do! .... Brain ... Just ... Can't ... Handle .... Wind power good ... Unions good ... The lonely libertarian has a mental image in his head of Captain Kirk talking a computer to death.

I suppose I should mention this one other post, from someone named Odin 2005:

Righ-Wing Libertarians are the scum of the earth. They are a bunch of greedy assholes who couldn't give a shit about their duties to society. A large part of the US's problems stem from the fact that it's one of the most libertarian-infested countries on earth.

Just remember kids, Whole Foods is an evil libertarian conspiracy. The lonely libertarian will be shopping there as much as possible.


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