Just Where In The Constitution Does It Actually Say "There's Only One Way To Skank" (And It's Universal)?

Judge Alito once attended a ska festival. (This news courtesy of the Volokh Conspiracy.)

This of course raises all sorts of troubling questions. For one thing, does Judge Alito know how to skank? Is he, or has he ever been a fan of Connecticut's greatest ska band ever, Spring Heeled Jack?

As the intersection of two of the lonely libertarian's favorite subjects, law and alternative music, this is most definitely post worthy. And just perhaps, this raises hopes that the lonely libertarian could still be the nation's first "Emo-President." Or perhaps some sort of punk judge.